Our National Parks

I woke up this morning to the news that the nazi muskrat and his nasty little orange cockroach have gutted our National Parks. Of course they see our parks as prime real estate to sell off access to the highest bidding corporate scavengers. They have fired hundreds of park employees that they will need to close because there will not be enough to safely maintain the national parks.

There are not enough employees to staff the visitor centers. Not enough park rangers.