The Pence Fly

The debate last night between the vice presidential candidates took a very comical turn when a fly landed on Pence's head and stayed there for over 2 minutes. Social media immediately went crazy.

Becky and I had a great laugh.

Some interesting quotes on social media:

• flies have a natural tendency to land on spoiled meat
• Pretty fly for a white guy
• Black flies matter
• Flies love the smell of bullshit
• At least Pence didn't eat the fly....Yet.
• When you’ve been spewing so much bullshit that the flies start chilling on your head
• When your brain is rotting from conspiracy theories
• Fun fact: flies are attracted to shit, the undead, demons, and sociopaths.
• In classical art the fly has a ton of symbolism. It represents decay, corruption, and death. Also, when hovering around a nobleman it represents disfavor and corruption.
• Fly lays eggs in that white nest. Coming....maggots for magats! 
• Pence is so full of Shit even the Flies know it!! 
• "They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching...they'll see.They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, 'Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly.'
• How the White House will explain the fly: 
• The fly picked the winner of the election 
• Flies don't land on people exposed to covid-19 
• Fake Fly 
• The deep state is plotting against them and the fly was proof that the election is rigged.
• Flies gather around excrement.
• What has two arms, two legs and flies... Mike Pence
• When you're spewing shit
• If that fly laid an egg in Pence's hair he better carry them to full term.
• A FLY landed on Pence's head knowing exactly what that smell is.
• Pence is such a gnat-zi
• Literally nothing they said matters. All anyone will remember is the fly on Pence’s head deftly clinging to a single strand of bleach-white hair for 2 minutes. It was marvelous. I was spellbound. A moment unlike any other in our nation’s history