The Inauguration Wimp

It was a cold winter day in Washington DC. Too cold for an Inauguration Day for the wimpy Orange Menace. He wanted to have great big crowds on the streets of DC but not if it meant him getting his fake hair blown around or his makeup messed up. Yes, it was cold with freezing temperatures and high winds but that didn't stop previous presidents' inauguration celebrations but trumpy moved everything indoors.

Lots of people paid $5,000 a piece for tickets to his outside seating area but when the event was moved indoors in a much smaller venue all of those ticket holders were stiffed. No refunds. The conman exclaimed that the new indoor ceremony would be a great TV event for everyone. The limited seating in the arena was reserved for all those rich folks who spent a million bucks to attend. All of the dopes who paid for those tickets to sit in the stands lost their money. Trump told them that the unused tickets would make valuable souvenirs that they should keep in a scrapbook. LOL.